The Life and Times of a Medieval Studies Major

Darling,

It's been too long -- I hope you're doing well. I know that I've been missed, but I promise that when my shuttle lands, it'll be as though we had never parted. I'm delighted to hear that you'd like me to accompany you to another -- what is it? -- role playing game?

Have you found our destination, then?

No?

How exciting.

Love,

Companion Inara Serra

Miss Mun, listen to me. Listen to me, damn it.

By no means are you allowed to carry out that... that idea you have for Christmas Day! It's completely absurd! Ridiculous! And completely embarassing, don't be daft; you'll never be able to pull it off!

I suggest you reconsider the way you're going to celebrate the holiday. Right now. You have time to come up with an alternate idea. I still owe that Prussia a few drinks; even if I get completely pissed and make an utter arse of myself, it would be better than... what you're thinking.

...What do you mean, it'll be fun?

...Also, I must say that letting that fan-remixed version of one of my character songs (in particular, the instrumentals) influence my characterization so much may not be the wisest idea.

I thought you said you were going to give up and never touch that app again.

Mundane?So you really wish for me to call you that, but it is not lovely in the slightest. I do so prefer words that roll off the tongue, so for now we shall simply call you The One Whom Writes, seeing as I have not the ability. Though I do thank you kindly for the journal, those AIM rp's have becomes oh so tedious, with the lack of others I know.

So!My dear let us get on with this little trist of ours, I am rather excited for it.

Of course of course we can finish those silly picture things at a later date, I am in no rush anymore than you are. Let us see how our time here plays out One Whom Writes, for all we know I may return to the obscurity that is your head after finding this new place not to my liking.


Marius

The ideas you have for me are ridiculous. You can't make me do anything I don't want to, you know. Quit while you're ahead.

What exactly are you planning to do with all of ( these ) if you have no intention of taking Klaus into your mind-scape?


It would typically be no business of mine what you do in your spare time. However if your interests rest on those within my command, I feel it's my duty to become involved.

To be honest- I am not sure how unsettled I should be at the idea of someone whittling away the hours by meticulously fashioning hundreds of miniature images of my... a subordinate of mine.

Okay, look here, Mun.. I may be a demon but I still have feelings.. Okay, very little, but they're still there.

Don't look at me that way you know what.. who I'm talking about.

You're gonna make me say it, aren't you?

OKAY, OKAY! Sam.

I miss Sam.. shut up.

I'm not interested. I've seen what happens to people there, and... No. Leave me out of that place.

Mun. I have never blushed, or had an expression like that in my life. Why do you insist I need that icon, hmm?

What are you plotting?

...Are you actually even plotting something, or just trying to mess with my head?

Also, will you find me a Tieria? Seriously, convince one of your friends to play him. I'm sure one of them would do it.

An application, Ms Mundane? You're kidding yourself. What would you write under History, exactly? "Ask again later?"

You have been VERY naughty this year- VERY NAUGHTY!

Mundane,

What is the meaning of this? I am Regent of the Imperial Throne, I do not have time for these petty games! I have an Imperial heir to raise, a priesthood to oversee, and that weaseling snake Irulan to watch over. Her water would be mine if not for Paul's children. What is it you offworlders say? My plate is full, Mundane. I have been left alone here, abandoned by my brother, my mother--

That Bene Gesserit witch, oh I should have had her killed when I had the chance--

What was that, Mundane? Yes, I have all the ancestral memories of my people, yes I remember those days on ancient Earth, the voices of those who came before. Yes, I take comfort in their presence, I use their knowledge to learn what I must do.

Abomination! Kill her now.
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I am pre-born, Mundane. I am not an Abomination. Stop the voices. There are too many.

Alia. Alia! Listen to me, Alia. Alia! Alia! Ali--

QUIET. Fine, your point is proven, Mundane. Let it be on your head, inviting the old Baron into mine.

Alia Atreides

I wonder if it's part of the ineffable plan that I sit around here doing buggerall?  Why'd you even start messing me about, I wonder, and just as I've had to stop messing people about...If it is part of the plan, He's got a bloody hilarious sense of irony.

Woman!

Why is it you let him find about my-- my hobby!? He is, above all others, the last one I wanted to have known what interests I have!

I can't overlook this, not even your review of the raws is worthy for praise. This is out of your hands, allow me to handle the rest. If he so much as insults makeup, I will make him regret it.

Why is it you know so many women that play that idiot? Look for better company.

Miss Mun, remember that game that altered memories? Did we ever find out the name of it? That lady who called me cute mentioned it, but...

I know you've looked around, but could you please look a little harder? I really want to find it. I really don't want to go to any place where the world will be destroyed, even if my sister's there.

Now now, relax, Miss Mun.

I know you're worried, but you know as well as I do that as soon as he knows what happened, everything will be cleared up. Don't get stressed about it and break down. It'll turn out well in the end. A friendship like that wouldn't be broken so easily.

Come on, chin up! The Sun will rise tomorrow!

Hey, what's the big idea?

We've still gotta find the King, you know! Me and Goofy can't really do that if we're up here in your "headspace". And somebody's gotta keep Riku in line. I swear, that kid's nothin' but trouble.

And why'd you pick those Keywords, anyway? I don't care about his pants. Even if they do look silly.

Yeah, I don't think so.

I know you're having a lot of fun with finally letting me be heard, but can't you just try and get me more active where I am now instead of tossing me into multiple homes? I will not tolerate another frelling amnesia session. The last thing I need is waking up in another place I don't know and being expected to take it all in stride. I'm not exactly pleased with this underground prison, but it's not all that bad, I guess... at least Crichton's there You're frelling fahrbot! 

So shut up, stop looking, and just write me already. That's an order.

Puu!

Is Mokona going to have to headbutt Mun?

There are possible places, and some even have Syaoran, Sakura, Fai or Kuro-tan! Mun could at least start to work on the profile, even if it is just the personality section, for Monoka has a fun personality~! Although Mokona is not sure about this place where Mokona would become human and loose all powers... I like my 108 techniques! What if Mokona can't eat apples whole anymore!

[She's nodding and smiling frantically. A new home? Great! ...She just needs to learn to walk better first.]